Letter to Lancing Device

Dear Mr. Blue Man,

Found

I hope you found a good home, because my fingers certainly miss you.
This new poker just isn't the same.
I know that it was loud in the bar, and that there were some obnoxious people, but didn't you hear me trying to get away from them?!
 I was trying, you didn't have to leave on your own.
You stayed around long enough for me to survive the night though, but didn't allow me to know you were gone until there was no way to search for you.
Maybe some day we will meet again.

Sincerely,
Briley's hurting fingers